Philosoraptor Rules!

– – An image macro and one of a number of Advice Dog variations, Philosoraptor originated on 4chan with the image starting out as a T-shirt design on  Philosoraptor challenges the reader with his deep, existential, and Paleolithic questions…in my book, he’s far cooler than Advice Dog!

The Urban Dictionary defines Philosoraptor as one who engages in aggressive moral or ethical debate tactics…you are alive (for the moment) when the Philosoraptor engages you in Socratic dialogue, so try to show a little respect or he will open your mind using eighty razor sharp teeth and two 4-inch sickle claws…

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5 Comments on “Philosoraptor Rules!”

  1. carycomic Says:

    In the immortal words of another great reptile:

    “Oh! Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant
    Who was very rarely stable.
    Heidigger, Heidigger, was a filthy beggar
    Who could think you under the table.
    David Hume could out-consume
    Both Schopenhauer and Heigle.
    And, Wittgenstein was a boozy swine
    Who was just as sloshed as Schleigel.”

    “There’s nothing Nietzche couldn’t teach ya
    ’bout the raisin’ of the wrist.
    Socrates, himself, was permanently PISSED!”

    “John Stewart Mill, of his own free will,
    On half a pint of chianti was particularly ill.
    Plato, they say, could stick it away.
    Half a crate of whiskey everyday!
    Aristotle, Aristotle, was a beggar for the
    Bottle. Hobbes was fond of his dram.
    And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart!
    ‘I drink, therefore, I am.’ ”

    “Yet, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed.
    A lovely thinker, but I hate him when he’s


  2. carycomic Says:

    Wasn’t that depicted in Monty Python’s “The Life of Brian?”


    • vulpesffb Says:

      Dunno, I’ve only seen “Life of Brian” once, and not recently. But if Raptor Jesus comes again, is it the VelociRapture?


  3. carycomic Says:

    Rats! *Mock finger-snap of disappointment.*

    Topped, again.


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