Return of…the Gorn!

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  1. carycomic's avatar carycomic Says:

    The Gorn that Kirk battled in “Arena” would’ve been skinned alive by the Spock who underwent pon-fahr (“blood fever”) in the second season episode “Amok Time.” That guy was so hormonally super-charged by the old Vulcan mating urge, he crushed a computer video terminal to pancake-flatness with one clenched fist!

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    • vulpesffb's avatar vulpesffb Says:

      “Jungle love, drivin’ me wild, making me crazy!” 🤪

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      • vulpesffb's avatar vulpesffb Says:

        Now if Captain Pike ever engaged in hand-to-hand combat with the reptilian alien, the episode might be called, “Hair today, Gorn tomorrow…”. 😸

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        • carycomic's avatar carycomic Says:

          Only if that Gorn was piscivorous (a fish-eater).

          😉

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          • vulpesffb's avatar vulpesffb Says:

            Now my grandmother referred to fish as “brain food.” This explains my stupidity as I don’t eat fish…

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            • carycomic's avatar carycomic Says:

              My mother used to make similar claims about eating carrots being good for my eyes. Always ending it with the same old joke: “Ever seen a rabbit with glasses?”

              I finally got fed up with that joke, so–one day–I retorted: “Yeah! But, they’re bad for your hearing. Ever seen a rabbit with SHORT ears?”

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  2. vulpesffb's avatar vulpesffb Says:

    Hear about the reptilian who wanted to join Starfleet? His people thought that he had Gorn crazy! 😁

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    • carycomic's avatar carycomic Says:

      But, it was really an elaborate ploy to make another attempt on Capt. Pike’s life. Hence, the sign on that reptilian’s office door which said (get that crash helmet ready): “Gorn fishing!”

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  3. carycomic's avatar carycomic Says:

    On a more serious note: I am getting further disappointed in the “experts” employed by Tony Harris for History Channel’s “The Proof Is Out There.” For the segment about a Brazilian fisherman’s motorboat being “attacked” by a “sea serpent,” his field researchers interviewed a marine biologist named Dr. Sheila Conger…who declared it was a leopard seal!

    Now, even I know that leopard seals are mostly endemic to the Antarctic Circle. And the only specimens of such that might visit as far north as Brazil are vagrant youngsters in poor health. Which, I think, would include the inability to physically keep pace with a fast-going motor boat. Let alone, hyper-actively breach on a repetitive basis!

    It was ultimately determined by a forensic video analyst named Michel Primeau that the footage had been doctored, using a digital _overlay_ of a leopard seal.

    Just saying, Mr. Harris. 😦

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    • carycomic's avatar carycomic Says:

      Personally, I think the leopard seal footage was filmed by someone who was one of a Zodiac full of marine researchers, down in Antarctica, at night, before getting e-mailed to Senhor Pescador up in Rio Do Sul. The fisherman in question being a friend or relative of the smartphone’s owner.

      “That’s my theory and I’m stickin’ to it.”

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