Lizards In The Underpants…
– – I, for one, do not pack skinks in my underwear. I’ll even resist the temptation to mine that remark for other comic possibilities, ’cause this is a semi-classy place…
A German tourist, however, was caught by airport security attempting to leave New Zealand with a total of 20 skinks and 24 geckos of various species hidden in a small box concealed amidst his underwear.- – One gecko was even rolled into a sock! The Geico Gecko would be appalled…
Now the geckos had an estimated black market value of $35, 850; the value of the skinks was unknown. The tourist admitted to taking the reptiles from the wild, and trading and transporting them without a permit…
Skinks have no pronounced neck, and sport relatively small legs, with several genera having no legs at all! They usually have long, tapering tails that can be shed and regenerated.- -That’s a neat trick if you can pull it off…ROTFL! 😉
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(BTW, Happy International Animal Rights Day!–Bite the Power!!!)
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December 10, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Lizards in his underwear? That dude really puts the “kink” in “skink.”
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December 10, 2009 at 11:40 pm
At least he didn’t have a python in his pants!
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December 14, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Willy Whistle would be the biggest disapprover of that.
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December 15, 2009 at 6:28 pm
For those of you ignoring us? Willy Whistle was the clown-like host of a syndicated kiddie show–in the New Haven, CT, area–during the Seventies. And, one day, a local herpetologist lost control of his pet boa constrictor down Willy’s baggy pants!
This televisual bit is now cult-classic, as it was one of the first bloopers aired on Dick Clark’s very first blooper special for NBC.
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December 15, 2009 at 6:57 pm
–NOW I understand the reference!!!
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