Wild Turkey Plays Chicken!
– – A wild turkey…the bird, not the booze…has been running across the New Jersey Turnpike at Interchange 14B, playing in traffic, pecking at the windows of the administration building, and jumping on parked cars (which it especially seems to enjoy)! Efforts to capture and remove the elusive bird have been unsuccessful, and so for the present time at least, the turkey has been allowed to run rampant, the proud bird with the golden tail!
–Seems to me that this “bird brain” is giving the bird to the naked apes!
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FOXSYLVANIA 
November 18, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Sounds more like he’s evolving a riddle.
“Why did the wild turkey cross the NJ Turnpike? To get away from the Jersey Devil!”
The actual cryptid, not the hockey team mascot.
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November 19, 2009 at 12:09 am
I won’t say that joke was fowl… 😉
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November 21, 2009 at 4:43 am
You want “fowl” humor? OK! Here’s an oldie-but-a-goodie.
“It’s…THANKSGIVING IN MR. ROGERS’ NEIGHBORHOOD! With special guest-star Big Bird…as the main course!!”
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November 22, 2009 at 1:41 am
Now B.B. would probably feed all of Mr. Rogers’ neighborhood, with leftovers for the rest of the week!
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November 23, 2009 at 4:31 am
Rats! Wrong kind of drumsticks for the rim-shot.
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