Piece Be With You!
– – Remember Clint Eastwood in Pale Rider where he played a supposed reverend who could kick butt?–Well, the pistol-packin’ cleric is now here for real…
…you’ve probably read stories of whack jobs walking into occupied churches and opening fire on the congregation and/or minister; documented cases have occurred in Oklahoma, Michigan, Maryland, and of course, New Jersey. Some clergymen in Detroit are now packing heat as a result, with one having nailed a burglar in the abdomen when he was caught and swung a bag of loot at the reverend!
God loves you, and your Glock…in other words, repent and believe the gospel…or else!
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October 6, 2009 at 5:59 pm
“Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition” would be more appropriate.
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October 6, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Would Clint Eastwood have said, “Go ahead…make my sabbath!,” or perhaps, “Do ‘ya feel lucky…well do ‘ya, sinner?”
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October 8, 2009 at 7:41 pm
He would most likely have quoted the Sixties rock group, Spanky & Our Gang: “Sunday will never be the same.”
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