The Chicken Empathy Museum!
– –PETA was talking about taking over a former prison in Virginia and turning it into a Chicken Empathy Museum. – – I swear that I am not making this up! Visitors to the museum would be served faux chicken drumsticks and other vegetarian items, and among other things, could wear weighted backpacks to simulate how chickens feel when their upper body growth is unnaturally stimulated.
Presumably, Colonel Sanders and the Burger King would not be welcome at the Chicken Empathy Museum unless featured in a rogue’s gallery…Foghorn Leghorn’s day may have come!- –Be-bawk!
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FOXSYLVANIA 
September 16, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Sorry, Peta. But, to paraphrase a certain old song:
“I’m a carnivore, and that’s OK.
I eat chicken both night and day.
Ha-ha-ha! Hee-hee-hee!
Genu-ine chicken, I love thee!”
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September 17, 2009 at 12:21 am
As Foghorn Leghorn might say, “That’s a JOKE, I say that’s a JOKE, Son!”
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September 18, 2009 at 6:18 pm
From the same people who brought you “Thanksgiving In Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood. With special guest-star Big Bird…as the main course!”
Insert malicious grin here.
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September 18, 2009 at 7:03 pm
–Now you’ve done it!–They’ll probably bar you from the Chicken Empathy Museum!!!
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September 25, 2009 at 9:23 pm
I didn’t think museums were allowed to _have_ bars! Who’s the permittee at this one?
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