FOXSYLVANIA

Republican Consultant:–Ladies and Gentlemen, for Republican Vice-Presidential nominee, we give you Sarah Palin!–Governor of Alaska, she’s hunted moose and gutted them with her own two hands!

Rocky the Flying Squirrel:—Now there’s an image I didn’t want in my head!

Bullwinkle J. Moose:–Well, that’s not gonna get my vote!

Republican Consultant:–And she’s in favor of off-shore oil drilling!

Caribou:–D’oh!–Well, there goes the neighborhood!

Rocket J. Squirrel:–Let’s get outta here, Bullwinkle! — She’s no environmentalist!

Bullwinkle J. Moose:–I’m with ‘ya, Rock…Boris and Natasha couldn’t do me in, and this lady won’t either…anthro mooses are people, too!

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