Bigfoot Busted!

–Sigh…just days after a much ballyhooed news conference was held in California to proclaim that the remains of a creature found in the North Georgia mountains was the legendary man-ape, the “carcass” when thawed out was discovered to be a rubber gorilla outfit! The two individuals aiming to prove the existence of Bigfoot paid an undisclosed sum of money for the ice-enclosed rubber suit.

While this fraud fell apart faster than I thought it would, we who believe know only one thing:  The truth is out there! Perhaps we someday will have a real cryptid discovery to celebrate…it’s happened before!

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3 Comments on “Bigfoot Busted!”

  1. David Gerard's avatar David Gerard Says:

    But they’re such trustworthy fellows! I’m sure they just put a suit out by mistake. Yeah.

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  2. media buff's avatar media buff Says:

    i’m still trying to figure out if “Sasquatch” is Bigfoot’s name, or if that’s the name of his species

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  3. Carycomic's avatar Carycomic Says:

    As stated a few pages back, this is purportedly not the first time this has happened. Urban legend has it there were another couple guys who claimed the same thing, circa the 1970’s. They had what they claimed was a frozen Bigfoot carcass. Only, they were charging admission for people to see it at some carnival!

    Not a very good way to induce benefit of the doubt.

    Now, I can’t remember if they claim to have found it in the Gopher State, or if the carnival was merely there at the time these guys and their prize disappeared as suddenly as they came on the scene. In either case, this alleged cryptid has been known ever since as “the Minnesota Iceman.”

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