Lawnmower Man

–A guy is riding his lawnmower from Alaska to Rhode Island to collect an inheritance, with his cute little dog riding along on the front of the mower!  Why the lawnmower?–He owes a bundle in unpaid traffic fines!–His wife rode with him until she got pregnant.

When the guy gets to Rhode Island, he’s gonna blow up the lawnmower!

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