Biggest Honker!
– – The Guinness Book of World Records has picked (no pun intended) the world’s largest human nose. The schnoz belongs to a 61-year-old Turkish gentleman, and measures an impressive 3.46 inches from bridge to tip.- -Any bigger than this, and the nose would qualify for its own zip code!
There’s gotta be a few good jokes hanging there, but we’ll spare you…
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FOXSYLVANIA 
September 20, 2010 at 6:42 pm
“Good thing it’s not twelve inches long. Because, then, it’d be a FOOT!”
*Ba-DUM-Boom!*
But, seriously, folks. There are, at least, four other people who had more prominent proboscii. Jimmy Durante; Danny Thomas; Bob Hope; and that guy who used to play Al Bundy on “Married With Children.”
“Hey! I’ll tell ya, folks. Al and Peg Bundy were made for each other. They’re both musically inclined. She has big hooters, and he’s got an enormous honker!”
*Ba-DUM-Boom!*
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September 20, 2010 at 6:43 pm
Yep! I still have no shame.
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September 21, 2010 at 12:55 am
You should be on the stage!–There’s one leaving in five minutes…*Ba-DUM-Boom!*
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September 21, 2010 at 5:33 pm
D’oh! One-upped, again. 😉
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